"YEEEAaaaaarrrgghhhhh!!" said my pants.
Me: "um, what?"
Pants: "You heard me."
Me: "well, yes and probably some neighbors did too, but what's your problem?"
Pants: "oh come on, even inhaling you almost fired my button in to orbit just now."
Me: "what? no I didn't!"
Pants: "denial ain't just a river in Egypt ya know."
Me: "Dammit. Ok point taken. But you were loose when I got you."
Pants: "and how long ago was that?"
Me: "..."
Pants: "there you have it then."
Me: "ok ok I'll do something about it then."
Pants: "about damn time, sheesh, I've been waisting away here for too long."
Me: "don't ever try to be funny again."
Pant: "fair enough."
So begins the dive back in to regular excercise and stuff...
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Yeah, give those pants a break, would ya? Maybe the young girlies will start noticing.
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